This is to make sure no dirty imposters try to type up my 95 these of ? Click on the Settings App (Your Almost There!) Questions like this will be ignored throughout the entire course of this endless wall of text, since I don't even know what this has turned to anymore. 2: when your talking to someone and they are saying important stuff, but instead of listening to what they’re saying your just saying yes whenever they stop talking for a little bit? And the he goes BWOWOWOWOW. Chris Harrison hints that Tayshia Adams's Bachelorette season might not "end well." I am very confused… I guess I have to get back to writing my LoTeEv though, so I shuffle back to my laptop and sit down. Then they conquered the United States. Its a PARADOX!!! If one of you were to challenge me, I will mount my mighty steed and charge my lance into your face. There is nothing but an endless abyss of void past these very words. Oh, 1960 you say? I have a conspiracy theory! Chris says that Tayshia's already "falling in love." All these great topics falling softly from the sky. its about the story. its almost like… someoe from the future knew i would make that rule. go draw a terrible looking dog, go play some chords on your old guitar you havent played for years, trying your best to sing, go write a poem about what matters to you now, because god knows youll need to read it ten years from now when you start getting nostalgic about the past. They’re like diaries but less boring to write and read. I don't know how many people have seen this thing, but thank you for looking at this. It was like 4 sentences… My need for the sharing of anger has diminished and I’m disgusted at what I’ve become. Ummm.... AMAZING NEWS! It came to a stop after turning a quarter of the way with a hard crack, like the crack of a whip. Maybe he had a bad experience as a child. I am never gonna make the LTE normal again. He said hes gonna write about Munchkins. A scam! Us guy-dudes were bored. Ahh. I just fit in the second ‘piece’ of the puzzle! *ring ring ring* hey wazzup *whos this ahhaha ehehe* its your future self boi. (Actually, I have no idea what point I was trying to make). cause if your under half the average age, its statistically going to get worse maybe i need to add struggle to my new layer was my point. I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. You know those spinny poles that barbers have? — Cashier: are you going to pay for that chocolate bar? I'm once again back. (The former))))) so that means if you put a coat on a snowman it would keep him alive longer! My lil' bro Tom! In 1439 BC an Egyptian prince named Mappashuppa needed to fasten some things to his history paper. The COUNTRY! Only one. I don't even know why I did this website, bringing up the fact that I purposefully wanted this website to look simple, but 90's style. I need to rant more! -Kenneth- Jaime is such a noob at Minecraft. I meant ‘pow do gill hamma (hammer) king turd’. the floor to the ceiling is covered in vines and brush. I am the Greatest Shearer of Sheep Himselfs security system. Section 2: Page 78: And, lo, beholdeth, the source of Genevoius's life, the meaning, his mission, was foundeth. THIS IS UNNNNNACCEPTABLE!! I read on reddit to put 2.3 packets per 7.9 ounces of coke, and a kilogram is 2.2 pounds, so that mean 5.4 packets per kilometre per hour (ppkph) and there is 39 miles in a light nano-second and… AHHHHHHH!!! The reason Fluffball needs to hire BP is to convince Bob that Joe would’ve wanted him to eat his nibbles, because of it’s great nutritional value. right now there’s something even more important: Ink cartridges are such a scam! The three filler days shall be called in order, Parsday, Mediuday, and Finiday.BTW: They are Latin for party, middle, and end. If you couldn’t tell, I used a method called Fermi Estimation, though a little more precise. Let's talk about garlic juice and potato juice. There is life! The flaming ball isn’t a threat to him, it’s a challenge. With a conspiracy that will blow your minds/mind if you are human! “And now you see, the zombies chin is like a chimpanzees bubblecopter asparagus. So like this was inspired by flamingchicken's LTE and the other wall of text in the book "Pick Me Up". Do you hate Comic Sans?Email me at [email protected]. And this is what happened. Now I’m back though. I just thought of something amazing! I mean who even goes to Idaho for a vacation anyways? Whiteness? Ba bum. They drop thousands of meters to the ground, only now realizing that they are miles from home!! Sound like some st she can pop to Lil Mama gone drop when the beat do blue face move what we doing Stick'N andamp; movin we stick'n andamp; movin Stick dhat part smoking on gas please excuse the fart they done let me off the Leach where the hell imma start two b'ches come in pairs like poptarts I'm on another level a beast with it bro call my slimes to come whip his nose stick 'n move by the g-code the … Or how to calculate the area under a curve? But before I go, I have to ask one thing. Pie (not from grapes) Pineapple (the apple from the pine tree) Pizza (pi*z*z*a) Quiche (pronounced keesh) Radish (doesn’t it look cool dude? I think I have a problem. Anyway, I’m just saying don’t be so Judge Judy (which is a great show (because you get to watch that big person swing a meat-hammer at a table (I’ve always wanted to do that))) all the time. Is that a topicman? WE ARE JERKS! Wisconsin? The only person that could’ve known about my dream is tune, she was watching me the whole time. That means we are 70% the way to the world record! (I mean, if you want). Oh well. In 1439 BC an Egyptian prince named Mappashuppa needed to fasten some things to his history paper. So what is the first thing that you would say when seeing a pyramid? Do you ever wonder what the worst collections are in the world? (Great this pizza is the wrong one!) Harharhar ! Never. Anyway, back to the conspiracy) Where were we? Most cats thought that this was impossible. And i got one once! So, we know that the answer has something to do with being big, but what? Hi, my name is jo. but what about when ai and robots have completely automated everything? Fishermen used to go slow in boats, so we can remove the g forces, and we a left with ‘od’. I probably write about… 100 words a day. In section 7 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbooks challenge booklet subset it STATES that your challenge is: get anyone you know to say piece of bread instead of piece of cake! We have our rights, you know!!! Yes that sounds about right. HUGE HUGE HUGE. That would be awful. free i tell you, free! Also included is a satisfaction guarantee: if you are not satisfied with this product, then there is a full refund money back guarantee. One day it will tho, hopefully. If you know about c++ then you will be excited for me. Wanna submit your chunk of text? It’s only two bucks! Play all the commercials at 100x speed! Maybe I should write about buttcheeks. isn’t that amazing? (The reason that I used the number 1 is because it has become forgotten among numbers. Even tho they’re both in the past, my name will be remembered for thousands of years, and time travellers will go back to their time just to tell them about me! (Now I know what you’re thinking, reader. for these kind of questions, you have to work backwards. (There actually isn’t one, I can’t figure that much out). Can you try talking to me now? right now we are driving behind a really slow “farm plastics collection” semi. But the reason why okay is, well, okay, is because it’s the longest form of the word. And you get it.....the Flippin Police! Eg. In land of the lost one of the characters is eating a donut filled with m&m’s and another person asks what he’s doing. I just found the degree button! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? The problem for the hiring cat, a tabby named ‘Fluffball’, is that his large supply isn’t vast enough to outweigh bobs, making it the second largest collection of KittyNibbles in the whole house. I guess that would be Weally Stupid. Fun Fact Of The Paragraph: Leicester is actually not pronounced lay-ches-ter. k, im going to go forward now. I just realised that I was typing with my phone in portrait mode! Goodbye. The mat is a dream. And the iPhone nano could be the strawberry (other berry names are trademarked) what else? that was my day. *taps his foot* *hums 90’s pop song* grabs chainsaw from behind his ear and cuts the elevator cord, plunging the box of awkwardness in to the darkness of forgetfulness and loss of meaning. I gotta start a new one. Maybe it was a few years ago, in a v. fashionable pastel poolside pic beside Maddie and Kenzie Ziegler. If you send me your answers at rainbowfluffysheep123@gmail.com, you will get your name mentioned in this LoTeEv? The shop is five minutes away. Stop making fun of harold! (Yes, I speak Japanese, another random surprise DESTINED FOR GREEEEEAAAAATTTTTNEEESSS!) I feel really sorry for water molecules! (Well, until like five years ago). Welcome back loyal fan of the Rainbow FluffySheep club! Buy a pencil or something to reward yourself. You can do great things like… Get eaten by sharks, fall in volcanos and get lost and sea! That’s only 1,000 Books! will reply to ANY email set to the inbox of rainbowfluffysheep123@gmail.com to the best of his ability (not including spam tho). He always said all these great things about that weird sponge? People think that king is worth thirteen and queens are worth twelve! There is a door open at a 45° angle that is 45° Celsius (Its probably in Arizona or something). BA BUM. Soon your going to be living in my basement eating fatcakes.” “But ma, im fightin for awr country!” “War is so violent though!” “Um… Ya.” You get the picture. Probably not, because I haven’t posted any yet! AHHAHAH I’m literally dyinggg oh hey circcy! Anonymous . Now you guys don’t have to worry! (yes, that is what i said, bear with me here) i hereby DECLARE that every piece of American soil must be covered in vineyards. Pm. Well I’ve come up with a new food type! hopefully this doesnt permanently damage my spine or anything when i get back to gravity. Little did you guys know, that today you would get a great piece of text to read. Customer: *slides cashier a 20* lets keep this between us — Bob: why didnt he just pay for the chocolate bar? (Now that I think about it, I never know when to use those “. They instituted the Empire of Alerdintia and instituted a new currency, the peleion, which is: 1 peleion= $1,337,337,337,337,337,337 (1984 USD)They made a new city called Boring City and declared it the capital city of Alerdintia. whaoh piplup is really hard to write on a tiny qwerty keyboard! (cue sad trombone) And most if not all stores at least where I live are closed on Sunday! My lance, ‘the diffuser’, will be hailed across the nation as a Excalibur 2.0, people will come from all over the world to take part in sand splitting competitions, where you have to see how many sand grains you can slice in under a minute. Team BP knows that this has to work first time, so they found the technology they needed, a third mat. !” In their house. No italics, until now! Actually, i don’t NEED this badge. We would have so much fun doing tricks that other kids could have only DREAMED of, like the ‘ground ollie’ and the ‘down-the-curb’. Ah I see him behind that planet over there, I’ll just boomerang over to him *shoop* Hey Imposter Boy! I will proceed to tell you about the entire history of paperclips. Question 6: what did i rate the book entitled ‘how to sharpen a pen for dummies’? We are literally paying to give ourselves problems! Gender! (not for now)This was inspired by flamingchicken's Longest Text Ever. Harold! And the third plague is: let’s see here… Gnats. Maybe I just need to calm down. Oh yes, that’s right. this is looking to be the longest text ever, considering that this was all written in one day. Ehh lelelelel. right-click on the field you need values for and select calculate field. Suddenly, the first one came to an abrupt halt. 11 Likes. On to the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. Now that I think about it, 250 quadrilogies isn’t that bad. And you are? i want to travel across to a new dimension, because this one still has.. reminents of my old one, and it feels… wrong somehow. Wait, that might be the blood actually *rub rub* oh wow yes they’re yellow so they should be called yellows. How many devices companies are fruit? If you are ever playing, always buy America, and then buy quantum stocks (well it worked that one time I played (are you saying that games are DIFFERENT every time you play them!?!? DO NOT get a pet square, they suckkk theyre never there for you if you know what I mean. Or maybe that won't happen. ^ Not now Uncleji... ^ Ashok is doing office work in the living room! I mean, what is this even doing here? he said unto himself. If i dont. Actually, since it only matters for words count, I should just type really small words. And yes I did curse, whatcha ganna do? Like I said, what am I even typing about? Because you can only move forwards in it. I’m not talking to myself. Well, good thing we got that cleared up. Please. That was it. I have a reward for you reader. I do officially swear that some-- *snores* ACK! Lol that doesn't work. THAT’S RIGHT, I AM WORKING FOR DOCTOR SUESS! Yes, but how could you see the little apostrophes when I’m talking to you?… Science.” And that’s how they work) where was I? When I was a wee 13 year old lad. I was told not to put in in, sir. So actually pillows are what keep me awake at night. Baa ba bab abaa baaa aaaba, ababa baa baab (ba ababa bbaa ab), aa bba ba? I’m back! Wellllllcome back to The Wheeeeeeeeeeeel of Death ™! Ba bum. When you are watching a movie (on DVD), don't you get pissed off when you see a preview for every movie made EVER and that takes like 90 years of your life and the rest is the ACTUAL MOVIE WHICH YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE? I actually didn’t tell you why I like it. I figured out a great business plan! And that’s why I didn’t do construction in school (and because I wasn’t good at it). All I have to do is Secrets.PrivateAPIKey as opposed … Pronounced ra-fluh-shee-ha-cha-boo-s. that’ll work. I cant believe humans havent made something to do that yet. If he does eat it, the Fluff would have a monopoly of sorts on his selling of KNibbles for toys such as tons of rubber mice. So get ready for a new and improved loteev! Now I do not know what to type about. The world is unjust! 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