That's right! during certain situations; he also appears to be ignorant and insecure. And I say it's high time we kicked some ass! 9998. That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. The song sounds horrible, because Cartman is terribly off. It originally aired on November 24, 1999. Yeah, but it doesn't matter, because the bet was that the South doesn't win the, Yeah. Talk:The Red Badge of Gayness. Now we just wait until morning. "The Red Badge of Gayness" is the fourteenth episode of Season Three, and the 45th overall episode of South Park. You have to fall down. Come on! You can't ignore our anguished cries anymore! Red Badge Of Courage Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Red Badge Of Courage Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. This is about history! Dude, the Civil War reenactment is tomorrow! While practicing, Cartman interrupts by messing around with the drums which annoyed Kyle. The Red Badge of Gayness yito episode o-14 to delomo seril South Park sembo o-3. Come on, Billy. 2. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sound Ideas, BOINK, CARTOON - HOYT'S BOINK; Sound Ideas, BUBBLES, WATER - SMALL, STEADY, RAPID BUBBLES, LOW INTENSITY, BOIL ; … After the South wins the re-enactment, the Union re-enactors, also drunk on S'more Schnapps, decide to join the Confederate re-enactors and march to take over the country, and start moving on Topeka and beyond. Allo, I am Suzette, the S'more Schnapps girl. Background. And for 22 years us Confederate reenactors have had to spend the evening being ridiculed and made fun of by the Union reenactors! He doesn't even know that the South loses the Civil War. It's ours, it's ours! My hands are tied. The Red Badge of Courage Item Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. S'more Schnapps featured prominently in the Season Three episode, "The Red Badge of Gayness" as the alcohol all the civil war soldiers get drunk on. Sir, there's- there's not that many of them. Red Badge of Courage Text. and "excelsior!" You can't just "hit" a drum, you have to beat the shit out of it! I am keepin' the beat; your flute-playing sucks! Blow the whole thing up. Wuh-we have to meet their demands. If he misses the orientation, they're not gonna let him in the reenactment. The men in gray are the Confederacy, from the South. the red badge of gayness. Let's just try it again. Soon, you will be my properteh. Yours, General Cartman Lee. Episode botiya lowali episode o-45 to delomo sojara lo South Park. South Park. Okay, you all know the rules. This episode originally aired on Nov-24-1999. 3. The Union Army had to-. I OWN NOTHING! It's time to show the world what the Confederate Army has got! As Vice-Persident, I think we'd better give them what they want. They suggest that the men are drunk and will return to town when they recover, so they steal all the S'more Schnapps from the camp. Uh, how much do you think a bus ticket back to Colorado is gonna run? There's some more schnapps over here! Hey, government! Our dads are there. Uhm, uh-uh-I guess that would be at the liquor store. We just run around in circles and try to grab each others' asses. The Red Badge of Gayness (Season 3, Episode 14) - Episode Guide, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Red_Badge_of_Gayness?oldid=431122. Where the hell is Cartman? They don't respect our authoritah. Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. Jump to navigation Jump to search. Short Story Rubric. S'more Schnapps is a combination of Schnapps and the popular campfire treat S'mores. And may I say that we're going to whup your ass this time. ...And with that, let's all go to Tamarack Hill and put on a good show! Yes, please. The Red Badge of Courage, by Stephen Crane (1871-1900), is a novel about the American Civil War, and is probably the modern Trope Codifier for War Is Hell. Hello. "South Park" The Red Badge of Gayness (TV Episode 1999) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The Great Gatsby text. Because, I hate you guys. Referensi. Yes, and I'm Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy. Well I'm joining them. Other Links: Red Badge Of Courage ( tt0043961 ) at IMDb; Red Badge Of Courage ( 59401 ) at TheMovieDB.org. Romanticism Introduction Exemplar. Just give up! Then I shall bid you good morning, gentlemen, and see you on the battlefield. Watch on Prime Video buy from $1.99. They lose the war! Source: Comedy Central/caps by me. added by rockzsanders. You can't just come to a Civil War reenactment dressed up like General Lee, fatass! south park. God bless those men that fight for their freedom. That mean you're our slave for a month! We just have a few things to go over before we head out to the reenactment battlefield. Uh-uh-uh schnapps? E-e-enjoy your freedom, gentlemen. Just one little drink. If the South wins, me and Stan have to be Cartman's slaves! Stan and Kyle then tell Cartman that he's their slave. The Red Badge Of Courage was written. Add to Watchlist. And we really do have to be his slaves?? They're just drunk, Cartman! Now remember, everybody: for a good reenactment we've got to pretend down to the last detail that we're really in the Civil War. It's just the Southern states; who really needs them? God bless those men! The Red Badge of Gayness; Eat, Pray, Queef; Fat Butt and Pancake Head; W.T.F. We're ready to go again. 5 TH SEASON: cartmanland . Alrighty everyone. 3x14 The Red Badge of Gayness. I'll go get my grandpa. I don't believe we came all the way out here. The Red Badge of Gayness (24 Nov. 1999) TV Episode | TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy. Do a shot out of my breasts. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Red_Badge_of_Gayness/Script?oldid=431905, Kyle Broflovski/President Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. Give me the drum, and you play the flute. Oh yeah?! Well, as Abraham Lincoln, I accept your surrender, and agree to your conditions. English III Research Links. If I told you that, well, why I'd be a, a no-good Yankee son of a bitch. Distributie Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes. STAN Ready? screencap. Well, this war is about slavery, so how about if the South wins, you two assholes have to be my slaves for a month. Civil War Letter - Sam Bender. Oh no! EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? 4 TH SEASON: cartman joins nambla * chef goes nanners . You've learned that you can't rewrite history. Well, I don't think the bus station is too far from here. The men respect this act as Davis and Jefferson make treaty even though Cartman rejects. I'm gonna get some s'more schnapps. We've taken Topeka! Dawkins! Hey, come on. You're not gonna get it by tomorrow! The Red Badge of Gayness sutradaraliyo te Trey Parker, wawu ta loluladu naskah te Trey Parker. Wait a minute! Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the union. If you do not meet our demands, we will be forced to show the videotapes we have of you with Marisa Tomei. Boy, this just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it? Wuh. The men are all drunk from the S'more Schnapps beer sponsoring the event and they all agree to this. Actorii, care sunt beti, ajung sa rescrie paginile istoriei in privinta celor care au condus BUSSTOP - DAY The boys are at the busstop, dressed in Union Army civil war costumes. Now our numbers are truly great. You boys need a quick history lesson! "THE RED BADGE OF GAYNESS" FADE IN: EXT. Awgh, I can't drink anymore of that stuff. Yes. And so, everybody returns to South Park. Dammit, Billy, this isn't about you havin' to be slaves! What do we do, General? This isn't over! The Red Badge of Courage portrays one youth’s struggle against himself as he fights his first battle. Al Gore. I don't have to be your slave. Uh Topeka. (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny start playing the flutes and drum as they march. The official script for "The Red Badge of Gayness" was released by South Park Studios. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Well, we can't just shoot 'em; there's innocents and children about. 3x14. added by jlhfan624. South Park:The Red Badge of Gayness intro censored - YouTube The Veteran. Yeah, I've been reenacting this war for 22 years now. when he was a boy of 22. God dammit, what the hell are they doing?! There are times when humans can no longer endure their government's authoritah. screencap. We're raisin' all kinds of hell, see? We're gonna take Topeka once and for all! Dude, let's just give up right now and accept that we have to be Cartman's slaves. I-I don't have to sign this thing? They're not terrorists, they're just a bunch of drunk wankers from Colorado. You must declare the Confederaceh its own nation so that we may enter into a new millennium of prosperitah. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month. We're outnumbered. This is a reenactment, Kyle. Battle of Tamarack Hill • I'm afraid I was grading papers pretty late and-. Tell General Lee that I'll meet him in front of the Capitol. Why do. It is time. "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" features an obscure reference to a bootleg tape of the one broadcast of the Star Wars Holiday Special, in which a news reporter, teasing the late-night news, remarks, "Fighting the frizzies, at eleven." The Confederates would have whupped ass in Topeka, too! Welcome to the South Park reenactment of the Battle of Tamarack Hill. Cartman objects, telling them that now that the South has surrendered, which means that slavery is abolished. The slogan of the drink is, "The Schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores." Uh a toast to how far you came and all that you saw. Pretty soon, you're gonna be our slave. English IV Syllabus & Links. Kyle and Kenny have flutes, Cartman the snare drum, and Stan the flag. It originally aired on November 24, 1999. The Red Badge of Gayness. President Clinton affirms Cartman's claim and Stan and Kyle insult Clinton as they leave. We have taken Topeka, and now I must lolly the men over to Missouri. It was a cold morning in 1862. [1], Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the union.[1]. They mock us in Kansas, soldier. Pussies?! Yeah. Why do we have to be their bitches every year?! There, you see? 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